Saturday, the Mrs. decided it was time for our 11 year old carpet and "hard woods" to leave the house... yea me. I spent the whole bloody day stooped over tearing out carpet and busting "engineered hardwood floors" out of the main floor. Why? Well, the carpet got done in by a carpet cleaning accident about 10 years ago, and never recovered. Did you know that if you have a stain-treated carpet you are only supposed to clean it with HOT water? Yeah, me either.